Coleen Rooney Catching A Fellow WAG Snitching To The Tabloids Is The Best Sports Scandal Of The Year

This post was originally published on this siteAs a typical American sports fan, you very well might not know who Coleen Rooney is. If you don’t, then you definitely have never heard of

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Brugge Player Scores Two Goals On Real Madrid Despite Twice Doo-Dooing Himself

This post was originally published on this siteEven though Real Madrid have been ass all year, no one would’ve expected anything other than a comfortable win when the Blancos hosted Club

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New York Jets Cut A Guy Four Months After Drafting Him In The Third Round

This post was originally published on this siteYou’d be hard pressed to find a better distillation of the bone-deep dysfunction, ineptitude, and LOLJetsiness of the New York Jets than this:

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Eric Cantona Gives Instantly Iconic, Batshit Insane Speech At UEFA Award Show

This post was originally published on this site“As flies to wanton boys, we are for the gods. They kill us for sport,” was how soccer legend Eric Cantona, quoting Shakespeare, began

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VAR Is Turning Everyone Into Cops

This post was originally published on this siteThe opening weekend of the Premier League season was in some ways bittersweet—the sweetness provided by the return of the best league in the

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VAR Is Turning Everyone Into Cops

This post was originally published on this siteThe opening weekend of the Premier League season was in some ways bittersweet—the sweetness provided by the return of the best league in the

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Report: Manchester United Manager Reamed Out Romelu Lukaku For Exposing That Luke Shaw Is Slow

This post was originally published on this siteRomelu Lukaku has officially moved from Manchester United to Inter, which means it’s time for those deliciously juicy stories about how the

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Alejandro Bedoya Scores Goal, Calls For Congress To “End Gun Violence”

This post was originally published on this siteDuring the goal celebration after he scored in today’s D.C. United-Philadelphia Union match, Union midfielder Alejandro Bedoya picked up a

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Hope Solo Petitions Court To Join USWNT’s Equal Pay Mediation As The Designated Ass-Kicker

This post was originally published on this siteThe USWNT will soon enter mediation with the U.S. Soccer Federation in an effort to resolve the team’s equal pay lawsuit. Former USWNT star

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Hope Solo Petitions Court To Join USWNT’s Equal Pay Mediation As The Designated Ass-Kicker

This post was originally published on this siteThe USWNT will soon enter mediation with the U.S. Soccer Federation in an effort to resolve the team’s equal pay lawsuit. Former USWNT star

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